this is REAL football: fantasy-style! this is the kind of football where no one is good-looking and the players are covered in protective gear so no one can see their ugly mugs or raw, blinding talent.
...of course there is the rare exception - and speaking of which, last year's disputed champions, team Sparkly Unicorns, may be the ones to beat this year (although the head coach is expected to sit out most of the season due to law school complications)
anticipated 2010 contract extension for Tom Brady (above) with the Sparkly Unicorns, despite rumors of absentee head coach Sarah Tauman (not pictured) |